*This is a parody of the song, 'Hallelujah,' and is no way mine. I only own the time spent making this into a parody.*
*Also, it may be a bit rough around the edges, but I wrote it in, like an hour. Sue me.*

You know I've been to the secret place,
Where Notch came down to help our race,
But you don't really care about that, do ya?
It went like this:
the sounds of war, my people they fell, by the score
I was there, whispering Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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It's a funny thing, isn't it. Love. I've heard it's great. But I don't know that. I read stories about love and write so many hoping to gain knowledge about love. But noting comes out. All it is... is my interpretation of love, which is probably wrong. I don't know, what it feels like to love someone. That's why most of my stories consist of romance.

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That's the non-mature feature box. What. The. Actual. Crap.

Edit: It's in the full feature box now too. Sonuvabitch, now I'm going to have to continue it because enough people like it and I know the pain of enjoying a story that the author gives up on.

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Now, if you already have, please disregard this blogpost, because you've already proven that you're awesome.

If you haven't, on the other hand, you should know by now that I've written a story called A Hiss in the Dark, and just finished a new chapter for it! I've really put a lot of time and effort into it, and I'm pretty sure that... Okay, somewhat sure you'll... maybe... kind of... like it...

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Alright, fine...

You monsters.

I'll keep writing it.

....

But only because I like AU Twilight and Celestia's chemistry. And thought of a bunch of ideas involving them.

So now it's incomplete, and it has a Twilight Sparkle tag.

Can't promise it's gonna be entirely what you people are expecting though.

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I'm about to get really, really real here guys. So if You don't want to read my venting, stop reading now. Okay? Okay.

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The last few several minutes of my day, a dramatization:

"Huh, I never expected my little Discord oneshot to do so well. Featured Box is cool enough, but this is the fifth day with it in there. People like their draconequus shenanigans, I guess. I'm curious about the analytics, though; I wonder if my TV Tropes page for the Eventide Verse is actually bringing in any fresh clicks..."

Click.

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